A Dummies Guide To Ruining Golf

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Have you ever wanted to just ruin golf forever? Do you have a buddy at work that just won't shut up about their favorite player. Sorry, you have already been beaten to the task. There are three things that you can do to make your golf "buddies" absolutely hate golf. This is The Dummies Guide to Ruining The Game of Golf.

As previously mentioned, there are three main ways to ruin golf. The first of which I ran into while re- watching a few tournaments on youtube.

Where we swing, they run. While we carry on our backs, they carry in their hands. While we putt, they roll. This is foot golf. Foot Golf is one of the larger sports that diffused from golf. It certainly ruined the game. Golf was not meant to be a soccer mix. In soccer golf they have ruined the course, rules, and regulation. To start this madness off, Foot Golf made the cup fifteen inches in diameter. They shortened the course and the distance from the tee box to the green. Next, they completely ruined the rules of golf. Foot Golf is just plain out stupid. For those of you looking to ruin the sport of golf start to being an advocate of this new "sport". However, this is not the worst way to ruin golf. By changing one tiny thing you can eliminate almost half of all golfers.

To really ruin golf, go to your local golf course and change the hole size from approximately 2.5 inches to 1.5. This will ensure that your buddy shuts up about golf. He'll never want to golf again. You will completely reverse the purpose of golf. Instead of golf being a stress relief sport. Golf will be a stress gaining sport. You can create a sport that is so frustrating no one will play. This will truly ruin golf for everyone.  The next sport that diffused won't ruin golf for many. However, it does and did ruin golf none the less.

Frisbee golf is a popular sport all around the world. It is especially popular because it is less expensive than golf and fairly easier. This sport does ruin golf. Golf was not meant to be played with a disc. Golf was not invented to be thrown into a metal basket. Sometimes even popular sports ruin their original hearth.

These have just been a few ways that golf can be ruined. Again, it is supposed to be easy to understand. After all, it is for dummies. Please, if you have any other ways to ruin golf, leave a comment. I will have a future blog that is a sequel to A Dummies Guide To Ruining Golf. It will include your guys comments. Make them good!